How Long Will They Stay Mad?
A completely unscientific cooldown timer for partners, friends, roommates, and everyone in between. Answer honestly, or don't, we're not judging.
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Obviously not real advice, humor only.
How this works
Not real math, but it feels like it. The result is a weighted mix of who is mad, how bad the offense was, whether you have apologized, and whether you showed up with a peace offering, run through a formula, then paired with a randomly picked (but consistent) one-liner. Same inputs always give you the same verdict, so you can rerun it after you actually do the dishes and see if your number improves.