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Procrastination Calculator

A deliberately unscientific projection of when you'll actually get around to that thing on your list. We've all been there.

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Results are for fun only, please don't make major life or financial decisions based on a website that also has a dog years calculator.

How this works

Also not real math, but it commits to the bit. The calculator takes how long the task has already been sitting there, then extrapolates forward at that same pace, scaled down the more urgent you say it is and whether you've at least thought about it today. A task sitting for 12 days at "eventually" urgency projects out a lot further than one you rated a 9 that you thought about this morning. Same inputs always produce the same projected date, so feel free to rerun it after you actually start.

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